My PS-II Biodata form :D

SOFTWARES KNOWN:

Ansys v11.0

Pro-E Wildfire v4.0

AutoCAD 11

Matlab

Maple 9

C, C++

CNC Simulator

Adobe Photoshop CS3 v10.0

PROJECTS:

1) Study Oriented Project I (BITSC323) - Finite Element Method to solve Elliptic problems.

Skill set used- Matlab coding, ability to tackle higher order differential equations from different angles, ability to grasp new ideas in Mathematics and Classical mechanics.

The project was aimed at developing a matlab code to plot the solution curve for differential equations of different order. Finite element method was used to generalise the code and to reduce its size and processor requirement.

2) Study Oriented Project II (BITSC324) - Non-linear dynamics and Chaos.

Skill set used- Matlab coding, Maple coding, good understanding of- the working of mechanical systems, classical mechanics and route to chaos.

The project was aimed at earning a good understanding of how Chaos works in a basic mechanical system ( vehicle suspension) . The dynamical analysis of a thin plate was considered and the normal forms of non-linear differential equations were derived for general n-dimensional systems. Maple was used to develop symbolic computer programs for calculating the averaged and normal forms for these equations.

3)Practice School I (BITS C221)- 

A comprehensive study on the distribution of ground water in an around a river basin was carried out. Water was collected from different marked spots around  the basin and few variables like ground water levels, proximity to water bodies, salinity and conductivity of water were measured. The data collected was used to draw a map featuring all these variables. Mapping gave a deep understanding of how each of these variables were interdependent. The project was completed within 2 months.

4)Design of Machine Elements-

Structural Analysis of a bicycle shock absorber. Using standard modelling softwares (PROE and ANSYS) the structural integrity analysis of the spring and shaft of the shock absorber of a bicycle was carried out on a theoretical basis.

5) Design Assignments-

Designed roller type and needle bearing CAM as a part of Kinematics course. Designed and solved for different types and orientations of crank shaft mechanisms using PROE as a part of Dynamics of Machines and Vibrations Course.

EXTRACURRICULAR:

Travelling

Reading

Football

Chess

Represented the college Chess team for two simultaneous years (2006,2007), represented the college in two national level inter-college sports fests (Spree 06 , Spree07) during the period.

CAREER INTERESTS:

Computational fluid dynamics

Combustion system and air handling system modelling

Design and development of automobile parts

Through Practice School-II my main aim to get more practical exposure in the industrial level engineering. PS2 would give me an opportunity to witness the technological creativity and advancement  from the professional experts in the respective field. I have prepared to absorb all new ideas and thus to enrich my knowledge to achieve greater heights. I am trying to keep track of the latest softwares that would help me in this endeavour.

Rings n Scarfs

Before you read this post of mine. I recommend you read through the vidvanuvishamam blog a few times. I know its tough, but doing that would make this more interesting for you.



One fine day, I was walking alone on the beach. I was thinking about all the things that had happened to me, how much the girls liked me, how I made those slides for GnN, how I made fun of Koley and Ghosh, how I helped people through my blog, my sincerity to the placement division, and all the respect that people had for me.

I very much enjoyed watching the foreigners walking around with no clothes on.
I now begin to sense stuff. Yes I can smell it.. yeah! Where is it coming from? I find out there was something gross stuck to the sole of my slippers. I use my little finger to clean it up and move on.

Suddenly, I was struck on the back of my head with something real heavy, which felt like a steel club. I turned around and found a short stout guy standing there. He wore short pink trousers and a tight tee shirt with flowers on it.
Its my intuition!!

I ask "yo man! ssup?"

He replies " nothin, just thought I'd give you a visit. You are totally cool and handsome, you are a ladies magnet and you've got an awesome blog."

Me - " I know that man! tell me something else."

Him - " See that girl over there? She is all yours man.. you are so cool man!"

Intuition disappears.

I turn to get a better look. The girl was pretty. Though I couldn't see her face properly from behind, I knew it looked innocent. I walked around to get a better view of the good stuff ( the face I mean). Yes, innocent they were. I guess she saw me looking, though she pretended she did not. She tried and kept her eyes glued to the sea. I knew it! Silly girls! They always expect me to take the first step. I decide to stand there and watch her for sometime.

Just then, a stray dog comes in the scene and begins to stroll around her. She feeds and caresses the dog. Yes! I really don't know how, but I was certain she knew I enacted dogs perfectly in limes. I knew she was wanting to tell me something. May be this was her, the one. I truly believed this is the person who is going to change my life forever. I decided to go ahead and talk to her. I did not want to waste the opportunity (considering I have a 100% hit rate). Perhaps this could lead to a dinner together or a meeting behind the shack later in the evening. So I go upto her and try to engage in a conversation.

Me - "Hey, you know how to get to BITS Pilani?"

Girl - " What?!"

Me - "BITS Pilani? You know how to get there?"

Girl - " Do I look like a fucking tour guide to you?"

She begins to shout like crazy and two guys come running from the other side of the beach. She told them she din't want me to talk any more. And then, I really don't have the slightest clue of what happened. I tried to tell them. But before I could spell a word, they stuffed my mouth with sand and some weird smelly stuff. They beat me up blue and black. She said he's over, but the guys would'nt stop. I wanted to tell her I could not live without her and how much I loved her.
After the guys were done, they walked away. Never looking back.

Till this day I have no clue what had happened then. I really wanted to explain to her how much I loved her, how much I cared for her, how much I wanted to do her. But I don't know why, I decide not to meet her ever in my life again. And since then, whenever I went to the beach I took my pink scarf (with blue flowers on it) to cover my face.



To the two wonderful brothers who din't even let me ask their names.




*Not a single word written here came from myself. Any resemblance to any other blog is purely intentional.

Njaane..!!

23rd October 2009. 1:21 A.M .
I begin to realise that writing nasty blogs about someone ain't gonna do me any good. Except that I could laugh my ass off everytime I read them and that it was one of the best ways to kill time.
I discuss this matter with my pal Kozhikodanbiriyani. Two of the finest brains in the world worked (After atleast three and a half years). And thus came up the most innovative technique for fighting boredom.
Read on..


Me: eda eda aval enne computer shariyakan vilikunnu enikku vayya povan
Me: avalu vilikunu
njan entha cheyyande
njaan kore cheetha parannu

Him: :D
eda
enne miss call cheyyunnu

Me: pinne avalu vaynkara karachil

Him: 30 ennam
njan edithila

Me: eda ring inte pennu

Him: eda
eda

Me: ring inte pennu
:D

Him: aa 10 girlsum ente graphs classilullatha
full doubtsaa

Me: kuthy kuthy doubts

Sent at 12:45 AM on Friday

Him: eda
eda
she just called me

Me: eda
entha enne mathram vilikkane
eda

Him: eda
she says i cheated her

Me: ithanu oralodu nannayal kozhappam

Him: for another girl
because all these girls come and talk to me
she misunderstands
wat can i do now

Him: shes not letting me study for cat

Me: :D

Him: she is

Him: she got placed in john deere
ayye
ayye
she dint know ab out the 1 company rule

Me: \m/

Him: eda
nd i had to call her
nd samadhanippikkal
she was destroying the psd
breaking windows nd chairs

Me: but she was the only one who understood me
i guess i wil have to go back to her

Him: i think i have to go bak to her
u dont treat me nicely

Me: you people dont understand me
coz u dont know how it feels to be in a relationship

Him: ive been in one for 1 year
but
now i know

Me: oru varsham koode nadannathalle

Him: frnds are more important

Me: eda

Him: and i have a 100% hit rate

Me: njan enthina avale vittathu na

Him: nd innu aa pennu enne pidichu vechu nirthi chuirichu
oru ummayum thannu
and ninte pennille

Me: and ninte pennille..avalku vaynkara ahankarama

Him: avalodu njan ninne patti kore gunangal paranjittundu
coz i dont care abt how they feel abt me

Me: njan kore cheetha parannu

Him: but i care abt how they feel abt u

Me: avalu full karachil

Him: coz i think u are a very good person
placement divisionil potte
naale ravile class edukkanullatha

Me: iam the ap kolay

Him: 650 slide prepaer cheythu

Me: ap koley ennu parannu njan pattichu

Him: paavam sailesh

Me: pavam sailesh

Him: pedichu mulli
nammalokke full chiri

Me: avan ini koleyne theri vilikkum

Him: hahaha

Me: hahaha

Him: biju sar ille
ente slides k kandu njetti

Me: ente classil kore penpiller
oru 20 ennam
class kazhinna full doubts

Me: ok.. enuf fr today... cya tomorrow.. gn..

Him: cya






You people could try it some time. Just make sure you get the right person to chat with (unninandu12@gmail.com - add me).

OTHER PRICKS IN THE WALL

Duh.. Despite my worthy effort to make the previous post complete, I must say I failed miserably. It was a little late when it came to my notice that more than a million points were left untouched. For that matter I lay my trust upon you readers to put those left out parts in the comments section. I'm sure regardless of how many times we question, contemplate and reiterate, new points would pop up with each passing second. In the mean time I was thinking we could move on to other interesting people around.

This time its not just one person, there are 4 of them.
Yea!! FOUR!!

For these four can hardly exist individually, it would be tough to brief them so(and I'm not going to do that here). Briefing them individually ain't gonna be interesting anyways. Coz what hits us in the end would be the result of their team endeavour, in which each member would have done their part beautifully without fail. Believe me, they play better than the FBI when it comes to team work ;not that they break in through your roof and say FREEZE!
They are popularly known among the mallus as the 5. We did not name them based on their count, in which case we would have called them the 4,and not 5. 5 coz they
belong there.
How they got to be in the post here is quite simple to explain.
But before that tell me something; imagine you are in college and your friends call you out for dinner on a saturday evening. Would you prefer:

1) joining them

2) not replying and sitting in your room the rest of the evening playing Plants vs. Zombies, with a mindset that you fooled your friends real bad.

If u think the first one is the obvious choice, read on. For those who think otherwise, don't let the zombies get through your garden, play on.

Though this is the case with them most of the time, we never gave up on them. We called the 5 whenever we went out. It was not that we were critically missing their company every time, but because we always fell short of people to share the taxi fare. There is a frigging lengthy procedure involved in getting them ready for the evening. You mess that up and you are gonna have to pay the whole taxi fare by yourself.

I could put together a few points that you've to keep in mind while inviting the 5 for dinner (aah.. now this has started to look like maunamviduanuvishamam.com) hmm.. whatever..

1) You don't make fun of the 5, don't even get close to making fun.

2) You don't say 'beer'. ( its not that they don't drink.. eh don't question, just follow the rules)

3) 'We'll play after we return' - would be a good statement.

4) If they say 'No', DO NOT ask 'Why?' ( trust me, the reply would come nothing close to what you have in your wildest imaginations)

5) And if you get a 'Yes', stop the conversation then and there. Further talking would only give them a chance to change their choice.


Okay.. now that there is a 10% (TEN PERCENT) chance that the 5 will join us for dinner, we get ready, call the taxi and run to their hostel to get them ready. We sit outside their hostel and call them. Again there are quite a few possibilities here:

1) We call each one of them on their phone.
They don't pick up.

2) They pick up.
We - "Guys, where are you people?"
5 - "Hostel...Where did you put the football after the game last night?"
We - "Football?! YTF do you want to take a football for dinner?"
5 - "Dinner? O.o"

3) They pick up.
5 - "One of us got a headache, we ain't coming"
We - "Let him sleep, rest of you can join us?"
5 - " No, we got to mourn for the pain he is going through. Wanna join us?".
We- " Yea, we gonna get sloshed to get over it".

4) They pick up.
5 - "Stop crying! We are coming."


And finally when we see them come out of their hostel, we get the feeling we have succeeded. Which lasts only until we find out that one of them is missing, while there is not one in hundredth of chance that they leave one of theirs alone. Later we find out, the guy just went for a shower ( they say shower and for us shower means the one in the bathroom) and we don't dare express any kind of surprise. After at least half an hour of waiting, we get in the taxi and leave for the restaurant. Once we get there, the 5 forms a different group, sit on a different table, order for themselves. We are super cool with that; as long as they put their share of the taxi fare and pay for their food, why should we care?
Explaining what they order would require me to stay awake for another 2 hours. (I could put that in the next post)
Now after the dinner, they get up, wash their hands and come to our table - 'leave?'
we - ' guys paid your bill?'
5 - 'bill? O.o'

Yea.. we then find out that everything was put into one bill and was kept on our table. Alright guys, its Rs.200 per person, you could put your share right now or give it later on to so and so. The 5 just walks away discussing how the plants could be made immune to the zombies. In case you did not get what that meant, it meant -
'we are the 5, we don't deal petty cash.'


hmm.. that will be it for now. Looking forward to bring up more posts on the 5. I should say what is written here has not even completed the F of FIVE.
But for now.. Adios..

=)

This post here or rather the very blog itself comes in response to the call for a place to put together the ideas and thoughts about someone. This someone is a self proclaimed symbol of perfection and a complete all rounder. A person who says has an extended range of understanding of 'relationships' and lime*. The word relationship I suppose is his all time favourite. Just like Jeff in coupling loved the word 'naked', this guy loved 'relationship'. He always put effort to use it at least 7 times in a sentence in every conversation he had. And this number was directly proportional to the number of people who heard him ( 7 is just the lower limit). And of course there were exceptions to this habit of his. Exceptions as in, if he finds out a junior girl could hear him, he would simply replace the word 'relationship' with the phrase 'broke up'. Yes! such is his sincerity to his juniors.

Coming to limes, he acknowledges himself as one of the co-founders of the lime society at college. Any decision taken by the society in his absence is sure to result in catastrophe and shedding of tears. Talking about lime performances, the poor lad was always thrust upon with roles that could be performed only by a person with sheer expertise and professionalism. These roles which he played ('as a dog or as a dead body' - well that's not the point here) have and will always remain unparalleled in the hearts of the audience. Making of the script is left exclusively to this guy. Boy! You should see him fetching creative ideas from within (seen Edward Norton in the movie 'The Illusionist'?).

Hmm.. I can say the world is no longer a safe place for such mind blowing personalities. Such people always attracted envious faggots(literally). Looking through the eyes these people - he could well be rewarded the worlds most annoying person award (when he really would come only 4th or 5th).

His definition of a good friend actually is a living listening machine. These poor machines were supposed to be victims of his opening up sessions. And these sessions had a minimum span of 2-3 hours. But these 3 hr sessions really does help you understand him...a lot. There are just these few sentences he keeps repeating over and over, so that by the end of the session he can make sure you never forget them.

1) I was in a relationship.

2) You won't understand.

3) MY BITSAT score/ AIEEE rank is...

4) Founded the lime club.

5) You won't understand.

6) I broke up - you won't understand.

7) *The whole list of lime club performances*

8) I was in a relationship.

9) * He would mention the names of a few guys over n over again ( mostly seniors or juniors, never a single person from his own batch)

10) Did I say? - You won't understand.

11) I broke up.


And if you already knew the above points and still think you could be his friend.

I'll say you could only have one of four reasons stated below:

1) You are gay.

2) You are dumb.

3) You're looking forward for the next Nobel Peace Prize. (though there are other easier ways to it, you opt for the best)

4) All of the above





*lime - A performance using gestures and body movements without words (courtesy : Word Web)