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This post here or rather the very blog itself comes in response to the call for a place to put together the ideas and thoughts about someone. This someone is a self proclaimed symbol of perfection and a complete all rounder. A person who says has an extended range of understanding of 'relationships' and lime*. The word relationship I suppose is his all time favourite. Just like Jeff in coupling loved the word 'naked', this guy loved 'relationship'. He always put effort to use it at least 7 times in a sentence in every conversation he had. And this number was directly proportional to the number of people who heard him ( 7 is just the lower limit). And of course there were exceptions to this habit of his. Exceptions as in, if he finds out a junior girl could hear him, he would simply replace the word 'relationship' with the phrase 'broke up'. Yes! such is his sincerity to his juniors.

Coming to limes, he acknowledges himself as one of the co-founders of the lime society at college. Any decision taken by the society in his absence is sure to result in catastrophe and shedding of tears. Talking about lime performances, the poor lad was always thrust upon with roles that could be performed only by a person with sheer expertise and professionalism. These roles which he played ('as a dog or as a dead body' - well that's not the point here) have and will always remain unparalleled in the hearts of the audience. Making of the script is left exclusively to this guy. Boy! You should see him fetching creative ideas from within (seen Edward Norton in the movie 'The Illusionist'?).

Hmm.. I can say the world is no longer a safe place for such mind blowing personalities. Such people always attracted envious faggots(literally). Looking through the eyes these people - he could well be rewarded the worlds most annoying person award (when he really would come only 4th or 5th).

His definition of a good friend actually is a living listening machine. These poor machines were supposed to be victims of his opening up sessions. And these sessions had a minimum span of 2-3 hours. But these 3 hr sessions really does help you understand him...a lot. There are just these few sentences he keeps repeating over and over, so that by the end of the session he can make sure you never forget them.

1) I was in a relationship.

2) You won't understand.

3) MY BITSAT score/ AIEEE rank is...

4) Founded the lime club.

5) You won't understand.

6) I broke up - you won't understand.

7) *The whole list of lime club performances*

8) I was in a relationship.

9) * He would mention the names of a few guys over n over again ( mostly seniors or juniors, never a single person from his own batch)

10) Did I say? - You won't understand.

11) I broke up.


And if you already knew the above points and still think you could be his friend.

I'll say you could only have one of four reasons stated below:

1) You are gay.

2) You are dumb.

3) You're looking forward for the next Nobel Peace Prize. (though there are other easier ways to it, you opt for the best)

4) All of the above





*lime - A performance using gestures and body movements without words (courtesy : Word Web)